{book.title}
{book.blurb}
{book.readUrl ? ( Read now on Amazon ) : book.preorderUrl ? ( Pre-order now on Amazon ) : ( )}// All sections for the morally pink Eve Riche site
const { useState: useStateS, useEffect: useEffectS, useRef: useRefS, useMemo: useMemoS } = React;
/* ============================================================
HEADER
============================================================ */
function Header({ onSignup, current = 'home' }) {
const scrolled = useScrolled(40);
const [menuOpen, setMenuOpen] = useStateS(false);
// Lock body scroll when mobile menu open
useEffectS(() => {
if (menuOpen) {
const prev = document.body.style.overflow;
document.body.style.overflow = 'hidden';
return () => { document.body.style.overflow = prev; };
}
}, [menuOpen]);
// Each nav item: label, slug used both as href and for active state.
// About and Bonuses each carry a sub-dropdown.
const NAV = [
{ slug: 'home', label: 'Home', href: 'index.html' },
{ slug: 'about', label: 'About', href: 'about.html',
children: [
{ slug: 'about', label: 'About Eve Riche', href: 'about.html' },
{ slug: 'media', label: 'Media contact', href: 'media.html' },
] },
{ slug: 'books', label: 'Books', href: 'books.html' },
{ slug: 'bonuses', label: 'Bonuses', href: 'bonuses.html',
children: [
{ slug: 'bonuses', label: 'Bonus material', href: 'bonuses.html' },
{ slug: 'reading-order', label: 'Reading order', href: 'reading-order.html' },
{ slug: 'arc', label: 'ARC applications', href: 'arc.html' },
] },
{ slug: 'warnings', label: 'Warnings', href: 'warnings.html' },
];
function handleSignup(e) {
e.preventDefault();
setMenuOpen(false);
if (current === 'home') {
onSignup();
} else {
// navigate to home and hash to newsletter
window.location.href = 'index.html#newsletter';
}
}
return (
{seriesMode === 'hangmen' ?
'The Hangmen Trilogy opens 8 August. Why-choose dark romance from two USA Today bestselling authors in a trench coat. Soft hands. Sharper teeth.' :
'Dark, sensual, occasionally lethal romance from two USA Today bestselling authors writing under one pen name. Why-choose. Morally black. Earned happy endings, no apologies.'}
II · The itch
— the kind of book your best friend texts you about at 2am
Why-choose that earns its structure. Explicit heat with consent baked in. Morally black heroes with real interiority. Honky-tonk banter, kill scene, vulnerability scene — all in the same chapter. And jokes. A lot of jokes. Dark romance is too funny to be relentlessly grim.
{book.blurb}
Read in any order. They braid in the middle. They all end the same way — with someone happy and someone in the ground.
{s.tagline}
{s.note}
Eve Riche is two USA Today bestselling authors writing under one pen name. They write dark why-choose romance about people who kill together, love fiercely, and refuse to apologize for either.
Their books are explicit, darkly humorous, and emotionally unflinching. If you want morally grey characters and chaotic murder puppies — they’re your girls.
They won't confess their names. Snitches get stitches...
We don’t care where you start — they all braid — but if you want a recommendation, indulge us.
{result.sub}
Begin with {resultBook.title}.
Online unless noted. Always introvert-friendly. Sometimes lipstick required.
Patreon, newsletter, preorder rewards — the gift bag at the back of the confessional.
No DMs · email only · we read it all · sometimes we even reply
Reply to any newsletter — a human (one of the two trench coats) will answer. Foreign rights, podcast interviews, panel invites, content trades. Pitch us in a paragraph; we’ll write back in two. We list everything. We mean it. We’d rather you don’t read us than read us underprepared. Our Discord. Spoiler-tagged channels per book. Daily chaos. Murder-puppy memes. Annotations only people who finished should read.
{seriesMode === 'hangmen' ?
<>Five men.
One woman.
A body count.> :
seriesMode === 'gods' ?
<>Couture & casualties.
The gods take
their tithe.> :
seriesMode === 'cuc' ?
<>The crew that cleans
up after the gods.
Soft for her.> :
<>Are you dying
for love?>
}
writing under one pen name. Yes, on purpose. :
For readers who want their romance bloody,
their heroes unrepentant, and their
happy endings earned in the dark.
:
{book.title}
One world. Three doors in.
{s.title}
{s.books.map((b, j) =>
Two voices. One heartbeat.
Three questions. One ruined night.
{QUIZ[step].q}
:
{result.title.split('.').map((p, i) => i === 0 ? {p}. : p).filter(Boolean)}
Where you can find us.
Extras for the devoted.
For agents, podcasters, conspirators.
The list
Hi. We bite.
Content warnings
The Confessional
We write dark romance that is actually dark. Not aestheticized darkness where everyone’s hot and brooding and nobody does anything morally reprehensible. Our men kill people. Sometimes the women do too. The on-page intimacy is enthusiastic; the on-page violence is not.